when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
Just- ok I’m serious watch this right now trust me.
just do it. it is actually perfect.
watch it. I’m serious. no joke.
what just happened
I actually laughed (though that “I gotta go” line? Just got that. Ouch.)
stark or lannister or targaryen or greyjoy
dorne or king’s landing or winterfell
direwolves or dragons
oberyn or doran
sansa or margaery or daenerys
the night’s watch or the kingsguard
westeros or beyond the wall
book one or two or three or four or five
the hound or the mountain that rides
the red wedding or the purple wedding
robb or joffrey or stannis or renly
queen or khaleesi
tyrion or jaime or cersei
tyrell or martell
the books or the tv show